*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
if you don’t start a conversation with me i’ll assume you don’t want to talk to me and so i wont either
and even if you do start a conversation with me i’ll still think you don’t want to talk to me
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
don’t wake me up early in the morning unless you want sex
I’m in such a cuddly mood but like I would also suck you off if you wanted.
thick thighs are beautiful and should be cherished at all cost