ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

Does my uniform make me look fat?
― Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

cumfort:

what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

andletliveagain:

Note to self: There are so many amazing things about life, stop focusing on all of the things that have gone wrong.